Bo and Hope's Hospital Wedding Vows

Bo and Hope's Hospital Wedding Vows

Pastor: I'd like to think of this as a renewal of your vows, in the eyes of the church you are still married...
Bo: With all due respect could we cut to the chase!
Pastor: By all means, you wanted to recite your own vows - correct?
Bo: Yeah, that's right. Hope we have loved each other for so long, I don't remember a time where I didn't need you in my life to complete my life. So many things have come between us for so long and here we are vowing our love and commitment to one another, we made it Fancy Face. Our love cut through all that stuff and here we our with our son vowing our...
Hope: (screeching in pain) and another baby on the way
Bo: Yeah and another on..
Hope: another baby
Bo: (noticing he should rush) I Bo Brady take you Hope Williams to be my love, my soul mate and my wife. I promise to love, honor and cherish...(rush pause) you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health and in labor pains and as our family grows. I will be your loving and devoted husband for all the days of our lives!... (Hope is smiling in pain) Ahh, It's your turn Fancy Face!
Hope: Bo, oh Bo..
Bo: Come on... say the words
Hope: I Hope Williams take... OH God I have to push, I need to push, I have to push...
Dr.Bader: The baby's coming now.
Hope: OH GOD I have to push, Bo... OH, OH God
Bo: (helping her along with the pushing) Come on...
Dr. Bader: This baby isn't going to wait for you to be married, okay, it needs to be born right now! Just give me a few pushes and you'll be holding your baby.
Hope:No, not yet, not yet, not yet, Bo.
Bo: Can we get to the "I now pronounce you man and wife part? We'd like to make this legal before baby Brady shows up.
Hope: Bo, I need to know something.
Bo: What? Anything?
Hope:Do you really what this baby?
Bo: Yes Fancyface it did take me awhile to get used to the idea of this baby, but now I am and I love it. I am going to take on all the responsibilities of late night feedings to the baby's first steps. I'll be there for the small moments and the big moments, just like I was with Shawn. I'm going to be a good father to this baby, to our baby. Okay?
Hope: Ohhh (in pain)
Bo: Friar, marry us, NOW! It's okay, breath (to Hope).
Pastor: Do you Bo take Hope . .
Bo: I do, I do, believe me I do. Hope this one's peaked (looking at his watch, timing contractions). Ask her quick, ask her!
Pastor: Do you Hope take Bo to be your lawful wedded husband, to love and cherish from this day forward. . . . .
Hope: Yes, Yes, Yes, oh God.
Dr. Bader: You have to push Hope, the head is crowning, give me a push, come'on!
Bo: You can do it!
Pastor: By the power vested in my I know pronounce you husband and wife.
Hope: Yeaaaaaaaaa (pushing).
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaa!