12 "Days" of X-mas

On the ___ day of Christmas the writers gave to me…
1st-A secret someone knows about me
2nd-Two annulments
3rd-Three murder trials
4th-Four non-acting actors
5th-Five slutty sisters
6th-Six jobs at Titan
7th-Seven Mikes to save me
8th-Eight hidden affairs
9th-Nine keys to the cabin
10th-Ten invisible children
11th-Eleven satanic visitations
12th-Twelve resurrections